The Man Who Accidentally Killed The Most People In History

Is the story of the man who solved two problems by inventing leaded gasoline and chlorofluorocarbons resulting is unintended consequences: And that; is why Mr. Musk needs a Rasputin, a Jiminy Slithers, a student of cognitive bias and manifestation on his team.

September 11, 2021

Attention Tesla Human Resources
Application for Employment

Sought Position: Rasputin - Special assistant to Elon Musk

Type: Two Year Contract

Location: Remote

Position Description:
1.) To audit and review data streaming over low earth orbit of key moments of day-to-day Tesla evolution from a mobile platform transiting the pacific northwest over the 2022 season 

2.) To develop and provide brief commentary regarding observations.

Requirements: 80 foot plus charter with the crew and technical support

References:  the Anarchy of daFish

Expected Remuneration 2022: reasonable expenses for my wife and myself while in transit, TBD Tesla shares and/or 1 Model Y (loaded).

Personal Five Year Goal: the Flux Capacitor

Today's Tom Sawyer or not, so very few of us will get to go to space; only 1% of 1% of that select few will ever make it to Mars. 

That's the rub!
So what's the technical fix for the meek of the earth?
the teeming democratic lives matter masses?
the Q-anon only I matter zombies?
and the independent nothing I do will ever matter?